Funny One Liners

15 Mar

Indian Elections

The race for the Lok Sabha elections is heating up… Which basically means that you can treat yourselves to some awesome one liners that will make you marvel at the creativity of our politicians…. Some really nice ones have started filtering in.. Check them out

“Kamal ho ya Haathi, bhai behen ka sathi…. “

Amar Singh, General Secteray, Samajwadi Party, on the possibility that Advani might choose Mayawati as his Deputy if he happens to be the Prime Minister. Kamal = Lotus (BJP’s mascot), Haathi = Elephant (BSP’s mascot)

“Chadh gundon ki chathi par, mohar lagao hathi par”

Bahujan Samaj Party’s (BSP) election signature

To which, it’s principal opponent, Samajwadi Party (SP) replies,

“Gunde chadh gaye hathi par, goli lagegi chhati par”

Really nice. And to imagine this is only the beginning 🙂


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